Leo's a fucking cunt. I'm going to hurl him off a gorge into an oncoming stampede of wildebeasts.
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Let's insult each other with obscure movie references!
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Let's insult each other with obscure movie references! |
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Posts: 1640 (04/23/08 21:07:04) Action Hero |
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saberdjedi |
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Posts: 2494 (04/23/08 21:25:39) Action Superstar! |
Will TV shows be fine too?
Jon's a man I'd hate to fight. He wears underwear with dick holes in them. If not... Jon is my friend with the cleft asshole.
Derek
The Breakfast Machine |
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Masterkiller67 |
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Posts: 1641 (04/23/08 21:30:30) Action Hero |
Derek wears rain slippers even on sunny days. He's the worst type of villain!!!
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Posts: 213 (04/23/08 21:32:42) Extra |
I'm gonna punch Jon's head into a meat hook.
Then I'm gonna say "I'll KEEP an EYE out for you, STINGRAY!" |
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Masterkiller67 |
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Posts: 1642 (04/23/08 21:44:59) Action Hero |
I'm going to lure Leo into an oncoming train and duck low to the ground just as it passes, leaving him to get pushed off the tracks and into a river full
of rocks 30 feet below. And THEN, I am going to ironically lure him into a beartrap as he is trying to escape from an angry bear, leaving him to be fucked 6
ways till Tuesday.
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Posts: 214 (04/23/08 22:18:54) Extra |
No fucking way what movie is that?
I'm going to drag Jon, tied to a horse, on bumpy rocky roads for a few miles while I'm chasing other people with guns. Then I'm going to turn the horse around and ride in the opposite direction so that his body bends over backwards in half at the waist, complete with sickening crunch noise. |
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DevinWho |
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Posts: 296 (04/23/08 22:24:24) Extra |
Im gonna stab you in the heart with a trident in the midst of a battle between anchormen as you ride said horse into battle leo!
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RobP |
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Posts: 208 (04/24/08 00:45:29) Extra |
Too easy...
Devin, HA HA HA!!! Your kung fu is only good for killing fishes! (Sorry, but Lo Lieh quotes will win this battle everytime) |
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spidermexican |
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Posts: 1565 (04/24/08 10:30:44) Action Hero |
Damn Devin, your jokes are goin' down faster than a thai hooker!
As for Jon, I'm gonna force Devin to chase you with a chainsaw down a hallway naked except for sneakers and then I'm going to have him trail you while you run down the stairs hopelessly until he lets that sumbitch go and it impales your punkass in the back. Then hes gonna be really fuckin' pissed that you got a watermark. OR I could just have you and leo duke it out to the death and then you will tackle Leo into a bear trap and you'll be all happy until Leo hits the middle button and impales YOU with the other side of trap as it closes, thus leaving you two ROYALLY fucked and dead. And If I'm Lying To You, Well Then I Guess I'm A Son Of A Bitch! (Guess which Jackie movie that one is from!) |
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Posts: 766 (04/24/08 11:24:17) Screen Fighter |
I'm totally gonna fuckin' own Manny while standing on top of bamboo staffs dug into the ground, which is currently on fire. Then, when you least expect
it, I'll toss you into the flames.
Hell yeahz!
-Elliot
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A Friendly Albino |
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Posts: 64 (04/24/08 13:15:53) |
Manny, first reference = awesomeness. Gotta take it to the next level however.
So in that spirit, I'm gonna have to wait outside your window beating off until I work up the nerve to come in and cut you in half with my razor shoes, and then break down and cry. |
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Masterkiller67 |
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Posts: 1643 (04/24/08 13:38:17) Action Hero |
My legs are missiles.
Fuck you all! And don't tell me you've never watched the Fox and the Hound, Leo. |
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Posts: 1644 (04/24/08 13:39:33) Action Hero |
Oh yeah, and I'm gonna stick a curling iron up your vag, Manny.
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DevinWho |
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Posts: 299 (04/24/08 16:29:12) Extra |
Well you know what Manny?! Im gonna stab you in the scrotum with a hot iron, plug it in, turn it up to max. Proceed to hit you with anything in arms reach,
then throw you into the sink full of water. Electrocuting your balls off
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Posts: 965 (04/24/08 17:24:14) Screen Fighter |
RobP wrote:
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RobP |
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Posts: 211 (04/24/08 19:47:14) Extra |
You know what? All of you should call me DAD!
Why? I have a beard, therefore I'm your father. (Magnificent Butcher for the win) |
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darrenh7 |
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Posts: 2169 (04/24/08 22:14:55) Action Hero |
Rob I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your dad smelt of elderberries!
DARDREX PRODUCTIONS.
No life! A camera! And High kicks! Kung Fu San So, Shotokan Karate, Muay Thai, Taekwondo, and Jeet Kune Do. http://www.youtube.com/user/dardrex777 |
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RobP |
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Posts: 212 (04/24/08 22:31:20) Extra |
ooooooooh nice twist on bringing in Monty Python... but you know what Darren? Your kung fu lacks foundation!
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Posts: 2170 (04/25/08 01:23:56) Action Hero |
Hey Rob I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy.
(Good ol' Walburg)
DARDREX PRODUCTIONS.
No life! A camera! And High kicks! Kung Fu San So, Shotokan Karate, Muay Thai, Taekwondo, and Jeet Kune Do. http://www.youtube.com/user/dardrex777 |
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A Friendly Albino |
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Posts: 66 (04/25/08 11:06:09) |
I think it ruins the fun if you say what you're referencing, so to teach you guys a lesson. . .
I'll lead you through the Amazon jungle with promises of great film opportunities, only to get our boat broken and have everyone eaten by a gigantic supernatural snake bent on destruction. |
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RobP |
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Posts: 213 (04/25/08 17:46:03) Extra |
Oh you don't like when I reference my quote, huh? You think your a big man, huh? Well fuck you man! I don't need that sorta shit in my life! I told you
but you wouldn't listen, uh? And now look at you! Uh? Fuck you and fuck the fucking SP board! I bury you cock-a-roaches!
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